I’m watching on Fox News, live coverage of rescue teams attempting to rescue a dog that had gotten stranded in the middle of a flooded ditch. They said they were attempting to throw a lifesaver on the end of a rope down to the dog to see if the dog could somehow hold on to it so they could pull it to safety.
First of all, I’m pretty sure dogs don’t have hands. Secondly, would a dog lick his own butt if it was capable of deductive reasoning? Not likely, thus lending credence to my theory that the dog is probably just going to stare at the ring and wonder if he can eat it.