
On St. Patrick’s day a couple of weeks or so ago, I celebrated the 40th anniversary of my birth. I had the required plastic crows and the sign out in front of the office and someone sent me some black flowers. On one side the sign said, “Lordy, lordy, Thad is 40.” But you probably already knew that. That is also a requirement for anyone who is having a 40th birthday. The other side said, “Once a hot stud, now an old dud.” Now, after 40 years of living there are things that I have experienced that, for various reasons we won’t discuss here, have exited my conscious memory. Every now and again a particular song may come on the radio that brings some long-forgotten memory crashing into the old cerebral cortex and all of a sudden I’m back in school and my American History teacher is telling a classmate that if she’s going to scratch her elbow she needs to go out in the hall to do it (that really happened by the way). I think the song was Islands in the Stream by Kenny and Dolly, for what it’s worth.
Our Very First Guest Post! Submitted by Tiffany Ladley Singleton
Hey, wow, it’s late. Or early.
This blog thing is a bit addictive. Must…have…sleep…It’s 2 a.m. and I must slumber. Hope to hear from more of you tomorrow! Good evening…er…morning…something.
My new blog! YAY! (And a short story about Subway)

So, I’ve started a blog. With a picture of Sid McKissick on it. The post has absolutely nothing to do with Sid but I just thought I’d put a picture of him on here. Sid is a professional CBR bullfighter with 9 1/2 fingers. Bulls are mean and I think a crazy one chewed one of his fingers off one night or something. I’m not sure. If you see Sid, tell him I said hello. Anyway, no matter how many publications I read or websites I visit, nobody seems to be writing about the things that I think are very important to life in Wetumpka, or at least the way that I want them too. There is a lot going on that for whatever reason goes unreported or untalked (did I just create a word?) about. So, as I said, I’m starting a blog. Some days I may update it multiple times, some days maybe not at all, but I’ll try to do at least one post a day. If anyone would like to share something to post to this blog just send me an email and we’ll put it on there! I also would love suggestions and comments! You can even tell me I’m wrong about something or disagree with me. What a concept, huh? I promise I’ll forgive you once you realize I’m actually right! Anyway, probably some politics, stories, observations and whatever else comes into my mind. By the way, I realize that there may only be one person, if that many, who ever will read anything I post but that’s okay because mostly it’s for me so my head won’t explode when things happen like they did tonight at Subway when fisticuffs almost broke out between me and the effeminate guy who works there. Don’t say “My nerves have just about had it” when I simply, politely ask if we can buy a sandwich at the flippin‘ sandwich store! I’ve never worked at a fast-food joint before but it would seem that if sandwiches are your specialty then someone coming in and ordering one wouldn’t catch you by surprise so much that you HAVE NO BREAD!!! Let me just say that he didn’t like being called “buddy” or “hoss” both of which I called him multiple times. Anyway, whatever became of customer service in this country? But, perhaps that is a topic I should save until later. Read, comment, submit, do something! But let’s have fun!


