Whatever Became of Denny Terrio?


On St. Patrick’s day a couple of weeks or so ago, I celebrated the 40th anniversary of my birth. I had the required plastic crows and the sign out in front of the office and someone sent me some black flowers. On one side the sign said, “Lordy, lordy, Thad is 40.” But you probably already knew that. That is also a requirement for anyone who is having a  40th birthday. The other side said, “Once a hot stud, now an old dud.” Now, after 40  years of living there are things that I have experienced that, for various reasons we won’t discuss here, have exited my conscious memory. Every now and again a particular song may come on the radio that brings some long-forgotten memory crashing into the old cerebral cortex and all of a sudden I’m back in school and my American History teacher is telling a classmate that if she’s going to scratch her elbow she needs to go out in the hall to do it (that really happened by the way). I think the song was Islands in the Stream by Kenny and Dolly, for what it’s worth. 

But I digress. My point, if I have one, is that if there is a time in my past when I was a hot stud, I’ve forgotten about it and that disappoints me greatly! Because on the list of things one wants to remember and be able to tell one’s children (and wife) about, being a hot stud would rank near the top for any guy. Especially when it comes to my son. He needs to know that I haven’t always been a boring, dumb, fat guy. He needs to know if there was a time in his old man’s life that he was able to make someone laugh, or bust a move on the dance floor, or dunk a basketball (again, true). His enduring image of his dad certainly doesn’t need to be of him having a loud, heated argument with a Subway sandwich artist on a Wednesday night after church in front of a store full of customers. But, quite unfortunately, I seem to have misplaced the memory of the time in my life when I was a hot stud. And, if I had to hazard a guess, so has everyone else. I’m sure it’s got to be in there somewhere. I had a pair of parachute pants, man! Black ones with zippers down the outside of each leg that, when unzipped, revealed a beautiful, silky, poofy white piece of fabric that contrasted nicely with the shiny, black fabric that the rest of the pants consisted of. I had a pair of high-top, boat-shoe kind of shoes that, when worn in tandem with the parachute pants, made me feel and look like a light haired Denny Terrio from Dance Fever. Throw in a purple, sleeveless shirt with a huge Japanese symbol on the front and the coolness factor shot up like an AIG executive’s annual income after they got the bailout money from the feds. 
But there is a difference between being cool and being a hot stud. Anyone can be cool. All it takes is a little personality and the proper wardrobe. To be a hot stud requires that the ladies dig you. That’s where my memory of myself is lacking. I don’t remember ever having my phone ringing off the hook with women who found me diggable. These were the pre-cell phone days and it was one of those big ol’ black, rotary dial phones in my dad’s room, just in case you were wondering. I do remember, after I got divorced, sitting down with a pen and paper and writing down things to talk about before I called to ask a young lady out so I wouldn’t freeze up and look stupid. Not particularly studly. All that work and she still said no thanks. At least she was nice about it. I should have just said “Hey. You and me. Friday night. Eight o’clock. Twickenham Station. Be there.” She still would have said no thanks, but I sure would have sounded like a hot stud! Anyway, if someone out there reading this happens to stumble across some record, maybe some hieroglyphics in a McDonald’s somewhere, of me being a hot stud how about giving me a call. My son will be 8 in a couple of weeks and this is something I’d like to pass along to him as any good father would. My number is Klondike 5-1313. Thanks.

Our Very First Guest Post! Submitted by Tiffany Ladley Singleton



Okay, I hope this is the place I’m supposed to submit my “topic,” so here it goes.  I’m the parent of 4 children that attend school in the Elmore County school system and I’m the PTO president at WIS, I’m a PTO board member at WES and I’m the Vice-President of the new RES.  Yes, I know, I’m over-extended, but that’s not what this post is about ( but, I do plan to submit a later topic on the need for more parent volunteers and participation in the Wetumpka school system).  Needless to say, I plan a lot of PTO and school events.  The topic of Nutrition seems to be coming up a lot more lately and has become quite an issue with me and for the different PTO’s in which I am involved.  First of all, most of us are aware of the restrictions that the county nutritionist has put out about not having sweets in the classroom (or at school at all) and wanting healthier choices in the lunchroom.  Overall, I, and probably most of the other Elmore county parents, understand and agree that we do want healthy and nutritious food for our kids in the lunch room and in the school environment.  However, I believe that the policies, as they stand, are way too strict and have too many gray areas and are, in essence, making our teachers and principals be food police instead of the educators they need to be and want to be.
 
I, for one, have not liked the fact that the nutrition policies, in regard to sweets and “outside” foods, are being so strictly enforced.  It is causing the principals to almost completely eliminate class parties.  And yes, I know that school parties are not mandatory and don’t usually serve an educational purpose per say but they are great incentives for kids during the year.  There is so much stress being put on our kids and teachers right now in regard to test scores and performance, shouldn’t there be a couple of times a year when it is okay to have a little fun?
 
As I understand it, the nutrition policies are set out by the federal government and then left to the state and counties to interpret the polices and apply them at the local level.  As it stands now, I do not believe that the current nutrition policies are benefiting us on the local level.  An example that just came up this past week would be the Muffins for Moms and the Donuts for Dads events that WIS (Wetumpka Intermediate School) hosts each year in April so children can invite their parent or parents to breakfast.  It’s also a sort of thank you to the parents for their support of the PTO during the school year.  It is a nice event in which we have always had great participation and feedback.  Well, last week we were informed by the County Nutritionist that we would not be able to hold this event on school property any longer due to the county nutrition policy.  A lot of calls were made to the Superintendent’s office and after a number of discussions we have been given the go ahead to have the events.  I do want to say that I am very thankful to the Superintendent’s office for working with us on this event.  But, being on three PTO boards, I get a lot of feedback from teachers and parents and these are certainly not the only events that are affected by the current nutrition polices.  I’ve been told that teachers will have to remove all refrigerators from the classrooms. So, they will no longer have a place to keep cold drinks or snacks or even their personal lunches.  I’ve been told that no teacher is allowed to bring “unapproved” food for their personal lunch.  An example I was given was that if a teacher and their family have Pizza Hut for their dinner, the next day the teacher can not even bring a piece of that Pizza Hut pizza for their own lunch in the WIS lunchroom the next day.  Other teachers have said they have received harsh reprimands for having Pizza parties (or other reward parties) during school hours and have been warned that not fully complying with the current nutrition policies would reflect badly on their personal files.  I have also been informed that there are some gray areas as to whether the PTO or other school affiliated groups will be allowed to sell food at events such as our annual PTO Board Meeting and Hot Dog Supper, or sell pizza at the upcoming WIS Arts Festival.
 
I, as a PTO representative and a parent, feel like many of the aforementioned county nutrition polices are just unacceptable.  I am planning to have a meeting with the Superintendent and share my concerns about these matters.  I am also going to request that this matter be put on the agenda for the April or May county school board meeting.  I, personally, feel like there needs to be some amendments made to the current policies. For example, I believe that each teacher should have at least two events per year, per classroom, where outside food may be brought in.  I feel as though each school should be allowed food compliance leniency for annual school-wide events. I do not believe that the polices should be enforceable in any form or fashion for events that take place after school hours, such as school-wide PTO meetings and other after-school functions.  Most of the time, these are money-raising events for the PTO, teachers, and school, and serving food almost always goes along with those functions.
 
By writing about this matter I’m hoping to put information out there for parents that might not have been aware of the far-reaching effects of these nutrition policies and what they really mean to our students and teachers in the classroom setting.  I’m also hoping that some of the parents that read this will even take the time to send a nice note to the Superintendent’s office and let them know how you feel about this matter.
 
Thanks for giving me a forum to share these thoughts.
 

My new blog! YAY! (And a short story about Subway)


So, I’ve started a blog. With a picture of Sid McKissick on it. The post has absolutely nothing to do with Sid but I just thought I’d put a picture of him on here. Sid is a professional CBR bullfighter with 9 1/2 fingers. Bulls are mean and I think a crazy one chewed one of his fingers off one night or something. I’m not sure. If you see Sid, tell him I said hello. Anyway, no matter how many publications I read or websites I visit, nobody seems to be writing about the things that I think are very important to life in Wetumpka, or at least the way that I want them too. There is a lot going on that for whatever reason goes unreported or untalked (did I just create a word?) about. So, as I said, I’m starting a blog. Some days I may update it multiple times, some days maybe not at all, but I’ll try to do at least one post a day. If anyone would like to share something to post to this blog just send me an email and we’ll put it on there! I also would love suggestions and comments! You can even tell me I’m wrong about something or disagree with me. What a concept, huh? I promise I’ll forgive you once you realize I’m actually right! Anyway, probably some politics, stories, observations and whatever else comes into my mind. By the way, I realize that there may only be one person, if that many, who ever will read anything I post but that’s okay because mostly it’s for me so my head won’t explode when things happen like they did tonight at Subway when fisticuffs almost broke out between me and the effeminate guy who works there. Don’t say “My nerves have just about had it” when I simply, politely ask if we can buy a sandwich at the flippin‘ sandwich store! I’ve never worked at a fast-food joint before but it would seem that if sandwiches are your specialty then someone coming in and ordering one wouldn’t catch you by surprise so much that you HAVE NO BREAD!!! Let me just say that he didn’t like being called “buddy” or “hoss” both of which I called him multiple times. Anyway, whatever became of customer service in this country? But, perhaps that is a topic I should save until later. Read, comment, submit, do something! But let’s have fun!

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