Just Learned A Hard Lesson

If you bend over and spit your gum into the toilet, there is a very real chance that it could hit the water at just the right speed and angle and cause a single drop of toilet water to shoot up and hit your left eyebrow.

This is real. It happened to a friend of mine. Don’t ignore it. If you love your family, you will send this to 341,743,815,391 people.

Most of all, be sure that if you spit your gum into the toilet that you ricochet it off of the side to slow down its velocity. It is not a pleasant experience. At least that’s what my friend said.

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